The (Mis)Adventures of Matt Lyon

you in the jungle, baby. you gonna diiiiiieeeeeee!!!
 

Back in the Confederate States of America, I supose?

Now that you are back, the first thing I recommmend that you do is go directly to the nearest gas station and hose your self off with petro. This will do two things.

1. Remove any European stench that managed to make the journey across the pond with you.

2. Reaquaint you with how to consume/waste our oil, the good old American way.

Well come back you son of a buck!!!
 

i second that motion tommy. when you are done pack a fat bowl o the brown frown american style baby and spark it up. dont burn your nose hairs
 

Be sure to wash all of the extra gasoline off your body before sparking that bowl, Matthew.