The (Mis)Adventures of Matt Lyon

So after you see the way the truf the trick ass bitch of the One Man Show, you'll be happy to see that I have found my blog arch-nemesis up to no good once again. This unnamed anomaly might have told some of you that we went to Mexico for a 'family trip'. A confidential email has come across my desk at (Mis)Adventures headquarters to prove otherwise. See for yourself.

Longface using his thespian skills to help the insurance monster line its pockets