Monday, September 04, 2006

 

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Just a short one this time. I'm on Skype. Are you on Skype? No? Then you might as well as stop using ProActiv cuz all the acne cream in the world isn't gonna make one licka difference when 'She' is talking to all the hotties on her oh-so-un-nerdbox. Plus, you've got that pesky Ricketts thing. Check it.

www.skype.com.

my name is matt.lyon


Now, I'm sure all of you are aware of the SoaP phenomenon. For those of you living in Gillot's ass-crack for the last 6 months, Snakes on a Plane has been generating huge internet hype for quite some time. Anybody seen it? Tell me about it. Here's a nice little parody that'll bring you back to freshman year. That is, if you were cool enough to hang out with Chase Carter and the 4444 Whores.


All Your Snakes are Belong to Us


In other news: Apparently all our baby-makin has been givin our bitches...wait for it....Cancer. Yep, that's right. Oh Yahweh, thou art a cruel and mysterious Jester. Plus this proves god is a Man. Cuz, if he were a woman, he'd have cancer! Ha, that gave me a little chuckle.

The Next Scare Tactic for Fathers with Teenage Daughters

Comments:
I think Jamie was cool enough to hang with Chase
 
Oh man. SNAP!
 
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